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Congratulations. You're my favorite. And by favorite I mean I hate you the least out of everyone.

Sapling Press | Favorite

Regular price $6

I am putting you on my to-do list.

Sapling Press | To-Do List

Regular price $6

Card with humorous text 'It could be worse. You could be turning fifteen.' on a white background.

Sapling Press | Fifteen

Regular price $6

Illustration of a raccoon holding a coffee cup with a smiley face and a sign, with text on a white background.

Blue Spark | No Kings Raccoon

Regular price $6

Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes- you remember it, right? At least we remember something from our grade school years. This card speaks to the X Generation.

Blue Spark | Body Wash

Regular price $6

Box of shower steamers with text on a white background

Chez Gagne | So Pretty

Regular price $28

Greeting card with a gold cupcake illustration and 'BLow Me' text on a white background with pink border

Chez Gagne | Blow Me

Regular price $6.50

Greeting card with 'YAY YOU' text on a white background

Richie Designs | Yay You

Regular price $6.50

Intensely Moisturizing Hand Crème with Cocoa Butter and Jojoba Oil

Chez Gange | Sexy As Hell

Regular price $20

Sapling Press | Fix This

Sapling Press | Fix This

Regular price $6

Card with text 'IS THIS THE APOCALYPSE? I FEEL LIKE IT MIGHT BE.' on a white background

Sapling Press | Apocalypse

Regular price $6

Card with text 'It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this.' on a white background

Sapling Press | Fuck This

Regular price $6

Card with humorous text 'i wouldn't want to put up with anybody else's shit. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.' on a white background.

Sapling Press | Anybody Else

Regular price $6

Card with humorous birthday message on a white background

Sapling Press | Give Fucks

Regular price $6

Pink box of shower steamers with eucalyptus scent, featuring 'Chez Gagne' branding.

Chez Gagne | Calm Down

Regular price $28

Greeting card with gold text 'You're the best bad influence I know' on a white background with a yellow border.

Chez Gagne | Bad Influence

Regular price $6

Card with pink text on a white card over a turquoise envelope against a light blue background

Richie Designs | Running Away

Regular price $6.50

Birthday cards with humorous text on a yellow background

Richie Designs | Ibuprofen

Regular price $6.50

Faux fur throws in royal opulence are always handmade in Seattle, WA, USA. Other faux furs (and real ones) don't hold a candle to these beauties. Our Royal Opulence fur throws are sure to become your favorite cuddly blanket! However you want to describe these furs, you need to feel them! Impossibly soft and plush furs to impress your whole family.

Pandemonium | Royal Opulence Throws

Regular price $275

Chez Gagné | Naughty List

Chez Gagné | Naughty List

Regular price $6.50

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