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Our "Wishing You A Kick Ass Birthday" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California. Card includes a heavy duty cowboy boot paper clip. Paperclip can be used as a giftcard or cash holder on the inside of the card. Once you are finished using with the card, it can be used as a paperclip or bookmark.

Chez Gagné | Kick Ass Birthday

Regular price $6.50

If Unicorns ate Mexican food, they would indeed fart sparkles. And perhaps your friend, like the medieval nag, is truly that magical. This card speaks to the X Generation.

Blue Spark | Giddy Up

Regular price $6

Unicorn Snot | Glitter Sunblock

Unicorn Snot | Glitter Sunblock

Regular price $24

Blue Spark | Rooster

Blue Spark | Rooster

Regular price $6

Blue Spark | Piece of Cake

Blue Spark | Piece of Cake

Regular price $6

Chez Gagné | Weirdest Person

Chez Gagné | Weirdest Person

Regular price $6

Our field hangout was called "The Moon" and I swear, someone died of alcohol poisoning like every Saturday night. This card speaks to the X Generation.

Blue Spark | Sleep Over

Regular price $6

Each candle comes with your own vial of wildflower seeds and instructions on how to transform your vessel into a planter.

Concrete Poppy | Pebble

Regular price $42

Intensely Moisturizing Hand Crème with Cocoa Butter and Jojoba Oil

Chez Gange | Hot Girl Shit

Regular price $20

We love our friend's crazy, heck- we love your crazy too. Put your bestie's cray on display and shout that shite to the roof tops! This card speaks to the X Generation.

Blue Spark | Crazy Dog

Regular price $6

Blue Spark | Nevered

Blue Spark | Nevered

Regular price $6

Happy Birthday You Wonderful Human

Chez Gagné | Wonderful Human

Regular price $6

I got you that thing you wanted from that place that you love!

Sapling Press | Mini Card

Regular price $3

Intensely Moisturizing Hand Crème with Cocoa Butter and Jojoba

Chez Gange | Dream Cream

Regular price $20

Aging gracefully is for quitters.

Sapling Press | Quitters

Regular price $6

Hey, quick question. Are you fucking kidding me? -everyone, everywhere, all the time

Sapling Press | Quick Question

Regular price $6

Chez Gagné | Champ In Champagne

Chez Gagné | Champ In Champagne

Regular price $6.50

Chez Gagné | OMG!

Chez Gagné | OMG!

Regular price $6

I can’t think of a better person to be older than me. Happy Birthday.

Sapling Press | Better Person

Regular price $6

Thank Goodness that in these modern times we have smart phones, because this was nearly impossible to do on my pager. This card speaks to the X Generation.

Blue Spark | Text

Regular price $6

Blue Spark | Hammertime

Blue Spark | Hammertime

Regular price $6

Now every time I hear that Ice Cream Truck song, I just cry into my King Cone-empty hands. Thanks Dad. This card speaks to the X Generation.

Blue Spark | Ice Cream

Regular price $6

Sapling Press | Alexa

Sapling Press | Alexa

Regular price $6

It’s really upsetting how many people aren’t dogs.

Sapling Press | Aren't Dogs

Regular price $6

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